Wear A Better Coat Than Kanye West

You've seen that Rick Owens DRKSHDW coat Yeezy's been repping, right? Of course you have because you definitely read Moy's review of all of his Paris Fashion Week fits. But I bet you didn't know that same coat comes in black, which, objectively speaking, makes it better. What I'm saying is, you still have to pay $1,800 for a coat, but at least you're getting a objectively cooler coat. It's like if you were at Whole Foods (read: Fairway) and rainbow chard was the same price as basic bitch chard. If you don't buy the rainbow chard then I don't know, dude. Like, what the fuck? Who are you even?