God Wants You To Stunt

Want a one day ticket to heaven? Well, I can't really help you there, but buying this pony hair jacket from Our Legacy can't be a bad start. What, you think God doesn't want you to stunt? Jesus was crushing it back in the day, extremely cozy in the robe and all that. Anyway, wear this jacket when it's 45-55 degrees out with some Dad jeans, clean white sneakers and maybe, like, uh, a beanie if you've got some quality lettuce flowing? And, of course, only wear this when there's a negative 200% chance in hell that it will rain. Fuck, I mean, heck.