Gym Commute Gear Vs. Actually Working Out Gear

Damn, these Junya sweatpants have ascended to the next level. Tapered with no cuff? There have never been fashion sweats more perfect to wear to and from the gym—operative phrase being "to and from." DO NOT wear these while working out. The only dudes who work out in actual sweatpants these days are creepy old guys who pay a membership fee to stare at girls on the ellipticals. Everyone knows you wear your rugged, vintage looking workout clothes during the gym commute and you wear the crazy technical gear in the gym. THESE FACTS SHOULD BE BASIC SHIT AT THIS POINT, LIKE TOWELING DOWN THE MACHINE AFTER YOU USE IT.