Hike Up Your Skirt, Bro

As if I wasn't gonna write about this Anachronorm long shirt LOL. Not only does this shirt have a very dress-like hemline, it's a popover. A half placket AND it's hard to go to the bathroom in? THAT'S THE DREAM, GUYS. ME AND YOU WERE MEANT TO BE, ANACHRONORM. This joint looks breezy as fuck, thanks to the lightweight cotton flannel. The high gussets mean you can access your wallet and phone without looking like you're hiking up your skirt all provocatively and whatnot. A lot of you lames would wear tight black jeans underneath this, but be a real G and wear some navy Dickies.