Horse Meat

Seriously, Mr. Porter is basically becoming my rich friend that I can convince to buy ANYTHING. And even when I’m not there to reinforce his negative behavior, he brings home crazy expensive shit regardless. Take for example, these floral Gucci horsey loafs (not made from horse meat). Gucci horsebit loafers are arleady the definition of old money and, to think, on top of that they went the extra mile and gauched it up with a floral print. I don’t even know who wears floral horsebit loafers. Like, what is that market? Who is the targeted demographic? Drug dealers attending their daughter’s wedding? Rappers making their first appearance on Ellen? I, for one, would wear these to Kmart to purchase those extremely gigantic bags of Doritos and massive amounts of RC Cola. Or to a weird party where everyone is totally on board with doing blow off of boobs and shooting guns into the air. But that's just me.

  • Themediabull

    I´ll tell you what the market is – actually nobody.

    They make some statement pieces so the blogs will catch on an give some free PR to the brand in general.

    And look who just took the bait 😉

    • Lawrence

      LOLZ at thinking Gucci gives a single shit about menswear blogs.

      • Themediabull

        Many rivers small adds up to a giant lake, bitch

        • tr143

          Keep telling yourself that. You sound like an Amway salesman.

  • ill sander

    He almost stayed on topic for the entire article. Colour me impressed.