How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse While Staying Fly

It truly pains me to say this, but with the way the world has been a complete catastrophe lately I’ve honestly had to contemplate the existence of zombies. Like, what if the government is just leaking this information little by little so the public can become aware and accustomed to it? What if December 21, 2012 is the day the zombie apocalypse comes and shit's out here looking like World War Z? I don’t know about you cocksmokers, but I take no chances. So, I’ve obviously thought of what I would need to buy in order to survive for as long as possible. Thinking long and hard about this in between streaming The Walking Dead on Netflix, I realized that you could literally be the flyest motherfucker alive if it were to happen. And anyone who knows me knows that given the opportunity I’m fighting for that title. Because I'm a team player, here's the clothing and accessories you're gonna need need to survive, while simultaneously being the steeziest dude alive.