How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse While Staying Fly

It truly pains me to say this, but with the way the world has been a complete catastrophe lately I’ve honestly had to contemplate the existence of zombies. Like, what if the government is just leaking this information little by little so the public can become aware and accustomed to it? What if December 21, 2012 is the day the zombie apocalypse comes and shit's out here looking like World War Z? I don’t know about you cocksmokers, but I take no chances. So, I’ve obviously thought of what I would need to buy in order to survive for as long as possible. Thinking long and hard about this in between streaming The Walking Dead on Netflix, I realized that you could literally be the flyest motherfucker alive if it were to happen. And anyone who knows me knows that given the opportunity I’m fighting for that title. Because I'm a team player, here's the clothing and accessories you're gonna need need to survive, while simultaneously being the steeziest dude alive.

  • Matt

    Just when I thought I couldn’t love this site even more, you hit me with the Bleeding Through album art. The 16-year-old in me is ecstatic. As is the 21-year-old.

  • Voicelessmusic

    Well if it does happen Zager & Evans will at least have an answer to the question they have been asking since the 1960’s

  • Richard

    Yea, give me that Hatchet, the 32 oz , gimme that carrying case, and the skillet…fuck the zombies. The end of the world road trip. Where the girl with the samurai sword at, have my babies.

  • pat

    just wet my pants reading this at 9am laughing the idea could be a movie and a sequel to follow ….