We’re Hypocrites And We Don’t Care

Despite our sweeping generalization that all "Tier Regular" Nikes are filled with disastrous, life-ruining anti-swag particles, we realize that general Air Pegasus+ 30's are not and, in fact, look quite good. Does that make us hypocrites? Yeah, but, uh, oh well? There has literally never been a person in the history of the world to live their life without ever doing some hypocritical shit. Anyway, these kicks come in a myriad of acceptable colorways and when we're talking Tier Strug, acceptable is pretty much the end game. Your mom will probably comment on how cute these are which is always a nice morale booster. Plus, you can actually buy these on Nike's online store right this very minute, or tomorrow, or the day after. They're not going anywhere and you won't have to deal with some jabroni at 21 Mercer who laughs in your face when you ask for the newest, flyest shit in your size like you're the biggest fucking asshole ever born.