What Your Instagram Pose Says About You

Sometimes websites make up these "What Your ____ Says About You" lists just so you will click on it for views. And by "sometimes," I mean every time. Now you have already made up your mind on whether or not you even think this will piece will be funny or helpful just from the headline. Admit it. You ain't trying to say you learned some life changing shit from a slideshow on Da Pins.

The following 10 poses/types of Instagrams are all common. You probably do a few of them yourself. I even probably do a few of them, but that does not mean that they aren't totally fucking stupid. When you put these shots in a vacuum and look at them on there own, you start to see how we are all basically playing ourselves online everyday. Some more than others, but I'm pretty confident that all of us fall short with one or two of these. Everyone is a target when it comes to this Instagram shit. Click through with me, you know I got it.

Skip Class is a writer living in Seattle. See more of his work here and follow him on Twitter here.

  • JB

    at first i was all, “omg people totally care about my haircut!” but then i was exempt so now i’m all, “nice.”

  • Zak K.

    wait hold up… “Daily defecation routines”….Who said anything about daily

  • alxndrs

    Agreed with all but 11

  • Christopher Janga

    “this will piece will be funny”..

  • Alexander Kang

    Why do people’s feet always look so damn nasty in a “corona” shot?

    • Howle

      Cause they feet and feet ugly AF.

  • Squat King

    relevant: instagram @squatgame

  • fuccyouraunty

    instagram@ blanchard de wave

  • JS

    v disappoint there’s no “top down fit pic with a starbucks cup in the other hand”

  • sea_bass

    Nice try. But didn’t really laugh at all. Sorry.

    • yo boi bangz

      cool story