Last Night Was Not As Mad Real As Your New Robe

Are you guys into wearing robes out in public yet? I mean, ignore the last photo in this post, with the model rocking slip-ons and shorts and looking all sleepy with a coffee mug and shit. Instead, wear this like a lighter weight, super cozy jacket. Wear it as a layer. Wear it to brunch with your friends after an exceedingly hedonistic night out involving narcotics. They'll be on some basic sunglasses and Advil tip, but you’ll show up in a fucking robe from Reigning Champ x United Arrows's Beauty & Youth. LAST NIGHT WAS NOT AS MAD REAL AS YOUR NEW ROBE. Everyone will at the brunch spot will pause while sipping their complimentary bloodies to watch you stride into the spot, robe flowing behind you like the goddamn king of everything.

One Response to “Last Night Was Not As Mad Real As Your New Robe”


    I can’t wait to sit around all day, jerk off, eat chinese, and paly ps4 in this.


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