Too Lazy To Actually Try Anything Learned On The Internet

This shirt is actually kind of lame but it’s Japanese (Luker by Neighborhood FYI FUCKFACE) so whatever. I only mention it because when I was a kid and the internet was just on and popping for the first time (SHOUTS TO WINAMP. SHOUTS TO GRAPHICS CARDS. SHOUTS TO ALTAVISTA SEARCH ENGINE) The Anarchist’s Cookbook was one of the things that was widely circulated and accessible and it was all scandalous and shit. I remember it said something about stuffing tennis balls with just the heads of matches to make bouncing fireballs and shit. I never tried that shit because like most kids on the internet, I was too lazy to actually try anything I learned about on the internet. REMEMBER THAT KID THAT SMOKED NUTMEG CAUSE HE READ ABOUT IT ON EROWID? LOLZ I’M SO OLD.

  • NerdyDillinger

    +1 for Anarchists Cookbook. Wanted to try that scraping banana peels to get high but was too lazy. Just bought some weed.

    • Alex Dreyer

      Really?.. Man was my crew just active as fuck or where we just that bored? We baked the peels and it didn’t get us high… come to think of it nothing we tried ever worked. This raises a question. Is it better to be lazy or stupid?!

  • Alex Dreyer

    The early internet was fucking free for all. #AOHELL was a fun way to trick people into thinking you where an AOL admin. I remember marks would give up their Credit Card numbers but nobody in my crew had the balls to use them. We made that tennis ball bomb and like this stupid shirt It was a disappointment.