Learning About Irony Through God

This trucker jacket from Topo Designs and White Horse Trading Co. is for real. The shoulder pouches are actually designed to hold recoil pads. Do you know what a recoil pad is? It’s so your rifle/shotgun doesn’t bruise your dainty little shoulders. I think I’m really into American workwear these days because God wants to teach me about irony. I used to date this girl who came from, like, a hundred years of cattle ranching in Montana, but when we were dating I was going through a heavy Air Max 90 and Rastafarian phase, which meant we didn’t date for very long. Now I like to dress like a cattle rancher, but still prefer the laid back lifestyle of someone who wears comfortable sneakers and listens to reggae. I should probably move to Brooklyn.