The Lingering Questions Of 2013

Sure, 2014 is half a month old and you’ve probably moved on from 2013 already. But I’m not done with 2013 yet! We may have discovered 40 billion habitable planets in our galaxy with possible signs of life last year, greatly upping the chances that I won’t die alone, but there is still so much we don’t know. For example, does Justin Bieber know what pants are supposed to look like? Does Miley Cyrus know what shirts are supposed to look like? Who gives a shit? See what I mean? Not so fast, 2013! I have some more lingering questions for you.

Steve Dool is a writer based in New York City. Follow him on Twitter.

  • See C

    The Been Trill caption wins.

  • Holiday Kirk

    I can smell that Adam Driver dude through the picture you posted. Smells like a sewage pipe ruptured in an American Apparel.

  • DMac

    “I think I’d really like to be more trill in 2014.”- Top contender for whitest words ever written. Well done sir.

  • TheLastMindBender

    Justin timberfake can go home and sit all the way down.

  • wazzup

    Very funny.
    Another question that kinda sums up all your points:
    “is cool dead?”
    The answer is closer to yes than you think.

    And on a sidenote, all the adults acting like children nonsense has got to go, but it probably isn’t going anywhere. It’s waiting on line for a cronut because that’s the new ‘cool’

  • LSP

    ASFLJALFJALJFLAFJ fucking bravo

  • Nic

    the been trill one blew my mind

  • Dagoat Man

    Croissants from France (like, the country) are amazing. Just the best thing in the world. Absolutely fucking extra-delicious. I couldn’t let you live on without that crucial piece of knowledge there, Steve. Now go get yourself a real croissant before you review your next bit of NYC-based “hype-now-ask-later” frankenstein-pastry

  • Pharrell’s Rub & Tug Specialis

    Steve, this article was really solid.

  • North

    Been Trill was too on point