Looking Like Someone Who’s Constantly On The Brink Of Masturbation

Check out these highly acceptable sweatpants from Urban Outfitter's highly unnecessary in house brand BDG.I think $49 slim sweatpants are something we can all pretty much get on board with because Moy is straight off the rails with the rate at which he's writing about $300+ casual pants. On one hand, I can get down with the egregiously expensive breed of sweatpants because, for one, FASHION, and two, they make the people who buy them feel like they don't look like someone who's constantly on the brink of masturbation (as is often the case with regular sweatpants). But having seen these joints in person and seen how nice they actually are, even if I opted to not kawp because I was wearing raw denim and taking off raw denim in a dressing room is literally the worst thing in the world, I can attest that as far as $49 sweatpants go, these will work.