Loving Chore Jackets, Hating Actual Chores

I love chore jackets despite the fact that I fucking hate actual chores. Did you parents ever make you do chores? I always felt like my friends whose parents rocked with the stereotypical, “You can play after you finish your chores,” narrative lived in some incredibly frighteneing Dickensian dystopia where the kids still had to work in factories and "chores" was code for, like, building matchbox cars or some shit for the family business. Be like me and wear a chore coat and do absolutely no work at all in it. I use all the pockets to keep snacks handy.