Hey guys, Urban Outfitters is selling a long shirt now, so you can go ahead and burn all the really expensive ones you bought over the past six months. All the lames can buy fairly dope looking long shirts and some tasty orange chicken at the same place now. Your local mall does have a Panda Express, right? Shouts to all the mall specific restaurants like Panda Express and Mrs. Field's Cookies. The fact that Urban Outfitters sells a $60 version of the Acne shirt you spent a mint on kind of sucks, but the fact that you can go to the mall and buy a gigantic fucking chocolate chip cookie cake and no one judges you fucking rules.
