Maybe Sweatshorts Aren’t Feeling You Either

Were you worried about how your new cozy boy lifestyle would translate when it’s unbearably hot outside? Obviously, you cut the legs of your sweatpants, dumbass. Not feeling the D.I.Y. sweatshorts look? WELL, MAYBE THEY’RE NOT FEELING YOU EITHER. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT? But really, if you can’t even appreciate the pure butter of these Carhartt terry Bermudas maybe you should give up on life and just wear khakis every day, bro.