#Menswear Nerd Camouflage

Yo, do you know what a kurta is? WELL, YOU SHOULD BECAUSE THAT'S THE NEXT CULTURAL ARTIFACT WE'RE GONNA BE APPROPRIATING AND BASTARDIZING. WEAR THIS SHIT UNDER A NORAGI AND YOU'RE OUT HERE LIKE ENGLAND AND THE UNITED STATES WHEN THEY WERE STEAMING INTO PORTS OF CALL LIKE, "WE'RE GOING TO TAKE ALL YOUR NATURAL RESOURCES AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT 'CAUSE WE GOT STEAMSHIPS AND CANNONS AND SHIT." Maharishi may be the OGs of camouflage, but for this shirt they utilized ikat fabric inserts, which, if you're hanging out with a bunch of #menswear losers, is kind of a type of camouflage. Cute girls won't notice you in the herd of losers pretending to refresh their timelines. You'll be ike a nerd baby zebra, hidden amongst the rest of the herd's stripes.

  • cozyKev

    me trying to read this post

    • me reading your comment

      well clearly it was fine when you refreshed because you were able to leave a comment…

    • stfumikep

      If you’re not smart enough to get adblock, you deserve that shit.

  • casualcommentor

    Can confirm as I have been wearing this piece for a week and no cute girls have noticed me!

  • Kevin