Lightweight shirt jackets are the not so new maneuver, my friends. Especially not when they're made from specialty materials with fancy names like "Brisbane Moss." Band collars are getting super popular these days and by "super popular," I mean I've seen, like, ten band collared shirts this season. You should probably wear this shacket with the top two to three buttons buttoned and a very luxurious white tee underneath. I know you like to be known as the guy that's "really good at mixing high and low," but c'mon, the only reason you got good at that was because you were too broke to mix high and incredibly expensive. Maybe you'll get a nice raise this quarter or something. I'm not really sure how raises work because I quit my regular job before I could even be considered for a permanent coffee mug in the break room, let alone them giving me more ducats. As a freelancer you just send a sheepishly worded email that states that your rates are going up and then you promptly never hear from your managing editor ever again.