Mock Neck Memories

You guys, back in high school, I went on a trip to Minnesota to visit relatives and we stopped at the Mall of America. That mall is so ungodly large and full of terribleness that they had TWO Abercrombie & Fitch stores in the same fucking mall. I only know this because this was right about the time that they introduced a mock turtleneck sweater and I wanted it really badly. But the only one they had at the first store was on the mannequin and I do not fuck with pre-worn clothing. So, they sent me to the other location next to an Annie's Pretzels and I copped a gray mock neck that had a really tasteful logo on the sleeve. I came back to school that year straight up fucking stunting on lames. The best part? I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO WEAR A TIE.  This song was playing as I entered AP Modern European History even though it was written, like, 15 years after the fact. Anyways, this Saint Laurent roll neck made me think of all that.

  • David Puddy

    you used to wear abercrombie? ha!

  • Model Citizen

    The Mall of America (or MOA as many lames here in the Twin Cities refer to it) is every bit as terrible as it used to be, I’m not sure if there’s still more than one Abercrombie, but there ARE definitely two American Eagle Outfitters, a G-Star store, a True Relgion store, an Ed Hardy store, and big empty space where Bloomingdales was until it closed like 5 years ago.