The Modern Pop Culture Reference Equivalent For A Backstreet Boy

Remember back in '09 or whatever when everyone was finna buy a Filson Cruiser jacket because everyone from their favorite blogger to their favorite designer was wearing one? But then we all figured out that the fit was all baggy and roomy because people who normally wear Cruiser jackets are doing things like chopping down trees or shooting living things or, you know, generally not preoccupied with what type of latte they’re gonna get to start the week off. WELL, FRET NO MORE ABOUT SIZING DOWN OR SHRINKING OR TAILORING A FUCKING PIECE OF WORKWEAR LIKE AN ASSHOLE Because, like, three years too late Filson has introduced the “Seattle Fit”, which means they slimmed all this shit down for you skinny bastards that avoid physical labor. Not into workwear anymore? Can you hear that? That’s the sounds of the fucks I give hitting the floor. YOU SHOULDN’T BE SO MERCURIAL IN YOUR SARTORIAL JOURNEY, MY DUDE. YOU  GOTTA HAVE SOME CONSISTENCY IN THERE OR EVERYONE WILL LOOK AT YOU LIKE A BACKSTREET BOY OR WHATEVER THE MODERN POP CULTURE REFERENCE EQUIVALENT IS FOR A BAND LIKE THAT. I THINK THEY’RE BRITISH.

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