Mr. Porter’s Summer Sale Is Better Than 99% Of Other Sales

Mr. Porter just launched their summer sale, mo'fuckas! That's really dope news because if you're anything like us, you've been waiting all season for a sale like this to happen, so you won't have to spend an entire paycheck's worth on some dope new alphet particles. Since Mr. Porter basically carries all of the best brands in the world of fashion, their sale is pretty much better than 99% percent of other sales. Where else you gonna get 30% off Rick Owens doo-doo butt pants next to 50% off Raf Simons tees next to 40% off Common Project sneakers? Above, we've compiled a few of our favorites currently available at discount prices. Just remember, when that little voice inside your head tells you to not buy something just because it's on sale, kindly tell it to go fuck itself.