Nike Releases Are More Corrupt Than Soviet Russia

Nike is set to release their new "Air Superiority" collection because they're wild self-serving and want to remind the rest of you basics that they're the fucking the best. Admittedly, they are the best 99% of the time and this collection showcases some of their newest tech on the classic Air Max 90 silhouette. That said, across the board, whether through a bricked colorway or just some stupid shit called "Ice Technology", these kind of blow. The strongest design element to emerge from this new offering is the jacquard upper, which creates for a dynamic color scheme as well as a single piece upper. I don't know if I'm fucking with that Free sole and I definitely am not fucking with the Volt colored logo on the heel. Here, we have another example of Nike purposefully (?) fucking up a sneaker that could easily be a 10/10 in the interest of distributing it to the tasteless masses. When they do decide to finally drop the Lunar Air Max 90 in a monochromatic color scheme, whenever that happens to be, the shit will undoubtedly be Tier 0 and no one will be able to cop because hyped up Nike releases are more corrupt than Soviet Russia.

  • fuccyouraunty

    fufu ass shit bruh

  • Dix

    side shots on the red jacquard show a red heel logo, but the back shot shows a volt logo?

  • Kick4blood

    Jake Woolf I lova ya. Keep talking about this shit, we need an honest voice.
    I’m surprised your not worried about the Nike police coming to your house/office and killing your first born. The way they release their products has M.F.r’s getting killed in the streets for sneakers they could easily make available to everybody for more than a day if not an hour; which seems to be the time that New Realeases sell out.
    We know Nike wants to create a buzz but at the cost of making all us Americans envy to the point we shoot each other for kicks has got to stop! Nike you guys are marketing geniuses that could care less about our overall American happiness, and the pints of blood we loose trying to cop ur kicks.

  • dankanomics

    WHAT the fuck is fufu?!

  • OK_ok

    There´s first world problems.

    Then there´s this