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Inside The Levi’s Design Lab

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Thu, 04.23.15 at 5:42pm

We saw a while back how Levi’s goes about making denim with some of its most interesting technologies, LIKE MOTHERFUCKING LASERS. It was truly wild. Like, very much next level, futuristic shit. Now, Mr. Porter took a look at some ...


Retiring Early

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Thu, 04.23.15 at 4:54pm

This is a pretty spot-on old dad who retired early bucket hat. You guys have any friends that have old dads? Like, they’re ten or 15 years older than everyone else’s parents? Normally, those kids have really dope birthday parties ...


Admit It, You Don’t Wash Your Towels

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Thu, 04.23.15 at 4:16pm

Do you guys have these dope things called “friends”? I don’t have many, but I do have a few. The coolest thing about having friends is your ability as a group to turn nonsensical statements into humorous inside jokes that ...


Coat Of The Month

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Thu, 04.23.15 at 3:33pm

WTAPS just copped my completely made up and arbitrary Coat of the Month award, so shout out to them. In fact, this is probably going to be a contender for Coat of the Season. A coach’s/windbreaker/trench combo? “23” tonally embroidered ...


Club Monaco Spring/Summer 2015 Has Grammability In Mind

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Thu, 04.23.15 at 3:05pm

Full disclosure, this might not technically qualify as S/S 15. See, because Club Monaco is a retail monster, it has to turn out collections for every single season of the year, constantly stocking their stores with new fire gear. It’s ...

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Be Kanye West For $505

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Thu, 04.23.15 at 2:35pm

Ayy, you wanna dress like Kanye, right? Well, you gotta get some oversized Haider Ackermann sweatshirts. That’s pretty much it. All you need to recreate Kanye’s success and lifestyle is this five hundred and five dollar sweatshirt. Just a pro ...


Get Stung

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Thu, 04.23.15 at 2:05pm

I know this EG combi suit is probably a bit too turbo to wear on a daily basis, but, then again, maybe not if you’re a goddamn swag lord. Picture yourself just relaxing in this jumpsuit. Sure, going to the ...

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Handsome Men Are Less Likely To Get Hired, But Don’t Worry, You Should Be Fine

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Thu, 04.23.15 at 1:48pm

A recent study has found that while handsome men are more likely to succeed in just about every area of life, they are at a distinct disadvantage when it comes to the hiring process. It’s called “beauty bias” and it ...

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ISIS Bans Nike

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Thu, 04.23.15 at 1:16pm

Is nothing sacred? After banning skinny jeans a couple of weeks ago, the higher-ups at ISIS are now calling for an all-out ban on the Nike Swoosh appearing on anyone of its members in an effort to become the most swagless jihadist ...

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It’s Official, Sweatpants Are The New Jeans

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Thu, 04.23.15 at 12:44pm

We casually mentioned this phenomenon when we found that Nike is straight murdering the competition to wrangle teens, but it is becoming clearer and clearer that jeans are not what they used to be. The same survey that found Nike ...