Pizazz Doesn’t Come Cheap

Blue boots are the fucking move, man. Didn’t you know? These Johnson boots by Yuketen are perfect if you trying to go extremely monochromatic or just looking to add a little PIZAZZ to your boots. Pizazz doesn't come cheap though. I know some people who do that whole cost per wear analysis to justify the purchase. Me? I just put it in the cart and stare at it for, like, a month. Online shopping is more or less like dating. You just stare at someone a whole bunch, projecting all sorts of things on them like, “Damn, we’d look so good together. Blue is seriously such a good color for suede boots.” After a month or so, you’ll either be over it or be totally too into it.