The Pop Up Flea Comes To Detroit

Can you believe I've never ever been to a Pop Up Flea? And now, the PUF is coming to Detroit. That's right, I don't come to the Pop Up Flea, the Pop Up Flea comes to me. Next year Pitti Uomo's coming to Detroit. Don't believe me? Just watch. Instead of giving out free Marvis toothpaste and the setting being a centuries old fortress, they'll give out hubcaps and the setting will be an old industrial space that someone from New York bought for, like, $7.99 and a half-eaten bag of Funyuns.

Despite all the snark, I'm actually excited that the PUF is coming to the D. Y'all motherfuckers should roll through June 7th and 8th. You gotta go both days because you'll need at least two encounters to develop a relationship with the vendors in the hopes of getting free swag at some point in the future. Plus, there might be free beer there. This is big because NO ONE GIVES AWAY FREE BEER AT EVENTS IN DETROIT. Also, roll thru 'cause you might see me floating around my natural environment. Say "what's up" and we'll rap squat in front of the cold pressed juice booth. Get the ginger one—shit's magic.