Quit Being Greedy

This Western shirt from Engineered Alphets is about as good as it gets, guys. Sorry if you had bigger hopes and dreams for your life because this is basically it. This is the pinnacle. The apex. The summit. End of story. Period. Game over. And, I mean, a two-tone, pin dot Western shirt in navy and black is really all you should hope for. Things like a girlfriend, kids (someday) and even health are just you being greedy. Let it all go, man. Let it all go.