You Really Can Learn A Lot From Rock Stars

Alright Fear of God, I see you with the side zips on this flannel, which are gonna come in handy considering it was, like, 75 degrees outside yesterday. But I learned from Nirvana that you can wear a flannel pretty much anytime you need to as long as you are a really successful recording artist. Kanye taught me you could just tie it around your waist if it gets too hot. DAMN, YOU REALLY CAN LEARN A LOT FROM ROCK STARS. I also learned to romanticize drugs use and to try and live a generally bacchanalian lifestyle. But now I also know about Hepatitis C and declaring bankruptcy too. Really, if you think about it, rock stars are just, like, metaphors for all of us, ya know?


  • Dillon

    whats up with the transgender adrienne ho modeling this tho

  • queb

    In LA (where this shit exists primarily) it is currently 99 degrees and you would be clinically insane to wear this, especially with thermals under your shorts. I can barely step outside let alone drive to Union.

  • moeskibum23

    Just wear another flannel under that one, then you’re good to go

  • BuckDat

    $445 for a flannel? go kill yourself