Red Selvedge Makes Your Penis Bigger

White jeans are sooooo fucking yesterday, bro. Return those coke white jawnz to Nordstrom’s Rack and join us in the real world where It’s all about NATURAL denim. Natural denim looks white, but it’s not. BOOM. Being able to son people by correcting them regarding the minute details of your garments is more important than actually looking good in them. These EG joints have red selvedge, which is crucial because red selvedge is more durable and makes your penis bigger than regular white selvage. FACT. Google it. I dare you to Google a phrase containing “…makes your penis bigger…" I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.

  • Braeza

    Red Selvege takes so fucking long to break in. WORTH IT, THO.

    • Maxwell

      You have much to learn young ass hopper

    • The guy

      OMG I know red selvege is the worst!! Pink selvedge is so much better to break in!! (facepalm)

  • taylor

    fuckin crazy jon! bet everyone will buy this… i mean who wouldn’t want their penis to look bigger, lol!

  • Ksh