Man, Kanye West can't even go zip-lining without being turned into a meme SMFH. I bet you Kanye was sad because not because he had to go zip-lining, but because he suddenly realized that, no matter what, someone was gonna take a picture of him and turn it into some sort of meme. You already know he had tons of fun though because it's easy as fuck to have tons of fun when you're rich. People always say money can't buy happiness. But you know what? I'D RATHER BE RICH AND CLINICALLY DEPRESSED THAN JUST DEPRESSED, FEEL ME? I know everyone loves Kim and Kanye and we all stood up for them with their Vogue cover, but I think the greatest contribution their relationship has borne us is not their adorable baby, but the new way in which all the Kardashians have taught us how to pronounce Kanye's name. Who knew he would respond to "Kahn-yay"? Anyways, pick up all this "Sad Kahn-yay" gear from the maker of those rapper fail polos, so you too can prove that you're a part of the cultural zeitgeist.
