Say Goodbye To Back Sweat

I really want to go to Bodega because I’ve never been to Boston and because I kind of really want to buy this anorak. First of all, it has ventilation holes and a ventilation zipper at the back. You know what that means? SAY GOODBYE TO BACK SWEAT, G. Plus, it has a map and chest pocket. The chest pocket's for your weed. No one will look for it there and it'll stay dank. Oh yeah, this anorak has a rubberized cotton shell. Here's some science for you fucking nerds: Rubber is crazy waterproof. All your friends will say some corny ass giggle shit like, “Always wear your rubbers and practice safe sex!” You needed new friends anyways.

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