Seeking A Pen Pal

This is a $110 pen. Shit, I barely write $100 checks, but you’re goddamn right that I’m gonna buy this pen. But this kinda thing is a slippery slope because now I need expensive paper—excuse me, expensive stock. And a really sick desk to write missives on. Fuck, and fancy, rare stamps from, like, 1902. I will also include a post script in every letter informing the recipient that the letter was penned with a writing instrument that cost $110. Who wants to be my pen pal?