Yeah, I know I just wrote a whole long-winded thing about ripped, distressed denim just last week, but so-the-fuck-what? That doesn't mean I'm not going to keep writing about them—specifically these joints from nonnative—in an effort to self-actualize my own influence. That's what blogging is all about. You say, "Grey tweed suits can be dressed up OR dressed down" enough times, and eventually someone actually is going to do that shit. Do you realize how good it feels to know you're not just screaming into an anti-swag black hole?