Shurt Feelings: Vol. XII

"Shurt Feelings" is an ongoing series in which we make fun of the dumbest T-shirts of the week.

Skip Class is a writer living in Seattle. See more of his work here and follow him on Twitter here.

  • JBlock49

    “This is a tank top that a butch lesbian wears, cracking her knuckles while waiting in a porta potty line at a Ludacris concert.”

    Striking imagery. I’m laughing.

  • Toby Fuccboi

    “Looks like King Midas nutted all over your crap flap”

    had me dyin

  • dennis

    you forgot the PARENTAL ADVISORY warning on the tie dye pot tee.

  • cozyKev

    i believe the butt flap says ‘by any means.’ what better way 2 show ur love 4 a famous malcolm x speech than by a gaudy ass decal

  • Deaunte Shugart

    “Dark Skinned, Light Skinned, Asian, & White Women” is All Gold Everything by Trinidad Jame$