Skipping The French Hardware Store

Owning gear from Needles is pretty necessary if you’re trying to impress bloggers because this shit is v expensive, v prestigious and v Japanese—all the hallmarks of things that dudes on the Internet who talk about clothes touch their penises to. That’s a trifecta. Everyone loves Bill Cunningham because he is so humble and simple and razor-focused. Everyone also loves that blue chore coat he always wears, even if it is cheap and disposable. Instead of getting a your own chore coat from a French hardware store like Bill, I’m gonna get this Needles joint instead and, as always, do absolutely zero chores in it. That’s what roommates are for.

One Response to “Skipping The French Hardware Store”

  1. Dave s

    Why in God’s name is Chairman Mao such a style reference on this blog? Workers of the fashion blogs unite!


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