Snake It ‘Til You Make It

The Stark sweater from S.N.S. Herning is getting the job done with its heavy wool exploded waffle knit. Yo, you want to be a renowned menswear aficionado and garner mad respect? Use ambiguous clothing descriptors, like "exploded waffle knit," to sound like you know what the fuck you’re talking about when you don’t have a single clue. How do you think I’m writing this right now? I told a motherfucker I liked the cross-medicinal patched intricacies on his jeans and he was all amazed because he had never heard that before. In my head I was all like, “Of course not, asshole. I just made that shit up on the spot.” And in real life I was all like, “Oh, well, I just read a lot about clothing. No big deal.” Snake it ‘til you make it, baby.

One Response to “Snake It ‘Til You Make It”

  1. MaG

    Jake the Snake with it. good job JT Money. Oh, and that’s your nickname now. You’re welcome.

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