Looking Like Old People Breakfast

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It's August and it's hot, but not, like, too hot, ja feel? It's been a pretty mild summer in New York #actually. Regardless, it's not the heat that gets ya, it's the humidity. You step outside and you're soaked, not from sweat, but all the goddamn moisture floating in the ether. Anyway, how was your Monday? Good? Nice. Yeah, I had a nice little dinner, relaxed on the couch and caught a solid seven hours of sleep. Even cranked the A/C up and snuggled up in a sweater to watch some Netflix with my girl. Man, that was some good ass small talk. I gotta get back to work though.

Since it is August and, in turn, almost September, we're officially within striking distance to start thinking about fall sweaters and penning a schedule to bust our dopest fits. If you don't lay out your alphet the night before, you may be on the wrong website. This S.N.S. Herning turtleneck is your perfect fall workhorse, especially for that once a year visit to the apple orchard your girl forces you into. You know, the one where she snaps a 'Gram of you underneath an apple tree and drops in all the fall-related emojis (read: apple, tree, red leaf, even though that's just emoji-slang for weed lol, etc.). Then, you two leave before you actually pick any apples because fruit is GROSS. But you look like a bowl of Cream of Wheat because you prefer to dress like old people breakfast cereal during the fall. You might even wanna think about throwing some brown sugar and blueberries in there if you haven't experienced sexual bliss recently.

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