Snug It Like Beckham

Sure, it's almost too easy to make fun of Brits when they enjoy things like spotted dick for dessert, and hey, I'm sure it tastes as great as it sounds. But the real travesty is actually liking an H&M piece only to find out it's a UK exclusive. What's up with that? How the fuck does America get stuck with a lousy pair of David Beckham Bodywear boxer shorts while our English buddies get to saunter around Savile Row in this dope ass hooded robe "dressing gown"? NO ONE WOULD ROCK THIS SHIT OVER THERE. But us? You already know we're all about that delinquent cozy life. I'm pretty sure this is penance for the American Revolution. [Editor's Note: There is no evidence that you will look like image three when you wear this robe. But there's also no evidence that you WON'T.]