Someone Actually Bought This $15,000 Gold Plated Skateboard

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LOL @ the "art deck" you have hanging on your wall right now. Don't play dumb, you know what I'm taking about—the one made by that guy who collaborated with those people and did that album cover for that band or whatever that one time. Truth is, that shit is extremely past tense level in lieu of this gold plated joint that costs $15K. Made by SHUT, I'm assuming this skateboard was crafted so we could find out who the real ballers and shot callers are in a world governed by fleeting flexes and pointless luxury. Unfortunately for you, someone actually copped it. Wow, what a legendary purchase. I hope they hang this above their bed and contemplate their own influence while smoking some weed they also bought with their parents' money.

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