Sorry, Nerds

Guys, remember when DVD players first came out and everyone owned the same two DVDs, Saving Private Ryan and The Matrix? And remember how we all made fun of people for wanting to dress like The Matrix? OOPS. SORRY, NERDS. OUR COLLECTIVE BAD. YOU CAN KEEP THE LEATHER TRENCH COATS, BUT WE'RE STEALING YOUR MURDERED OUT LONG SHIRTS AND COOL CELL PHONES AND PROLLY THAT ONE SAMURAI SWORD TOO. For real though, Machus just went ahead and deaded any reason to look somewhere else for a long shirt. The price ain't that bad either. I don't know what the fuck you'e waiting around for. This shit is gonna sell out...now.

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