Spoon-Feeding You Alphets

It really annoys me when brands cram "vintage" into their product names. You've exerted a breathtaking amount of time and energy developing sketches on a notepad into a real, physical thing. It's your fucking child. And then you shit all over said, beautiful child by using a really corny, generic adjective to describe it. It's like if the Beckhams had another kid and just called it "Steve."

Pet hates aside, this Sunspel "VINTAGE" (smfh) wool jacket is straight balling. It looks like a coach's jacket, except frontal pockets. Frontal pockets are great. "Charcoal melange" is the color, apparently. IDK, I just feel like they could have called it the "Sunspel melange wool jacket" and I'd have zero qualms whatsoever. What-the-fuck-ever, bruh.

Want me to spoon-feed you the rest of the alphet? Fine. Team this with a long white popover, some blue ripped jeans and a pair of gum sole Margielas. Style Dot Com, here I come.

Moksha August is a serial Four Pins commenter turned writer. I guess you could say that he started from the bottom. Haha, that's the spot. You can follow him on Twitter here.