Style Evolution Of The Douchebag

For centuries he has been "that guy." From an early age he would get a little too competitive playing tetherball or Marco Polo. In high school he played team sports and acted like it made him better than everyone else. In college he partied way too hard and got himself into a bunch of fights. Today he might have a respectable living as a telemarketer or some pyramid scheme that he keeps trying to rope unsuspecting people into. But by night you can bet he's at the club chasing Jager bombs with Red Bull vodkas and convincing unwilling girls to down shots of flavored vodka. Yep, we're talking about the douchebag. While his uniform has changed over the years, his mannerisms have not. Herewith, a brief history of gear that these overcompensating, hypermasculine idiots have worn. This is the style evolution of the douchebag.