By now you guys know that I hang out with fashion designers all the time. I spent a day with Rick Owens at his Paris abode and had the time of my life! Well, today I’m taking you on a tour of Thom Browne’s Manhattan apartment. Yeah, I'm excited too! Let's go!
First off, there’s no way I’d want to take a tour while Thom is home. I’m way too fat for Thom’s aesthetic and I wouldn’t want to see him awkwardly struggle for an excuse as to why I look like a gray seal with too short pants when I play dress up. If anything, we’d fill the awkward silence by smoking cigarettes and hanging over the side of his luxe terrace, ashing on the Greenwich Village peasants below.