That’s What $120 Buys You

Remember yesterday when I pressured you into buying that dope Y-3 track jacket that wasn't actually a track jacket at all? Same. You know what would go perfectly with that shit? This plain black Carven baseball cap, which happens to be a steal at just $120. I don't even need to read the description to know this is made from a high quality cotton/polyester blend in a fancy coastal European country, like probably Italy or Portugal. That's what $120 buys you, bae. You've already spent more than you can afford to pay back next month, so why not spend that little bit extra? Seriously, what's the worst that could happen? Stop being a whiny bitch and up your skull accessory game.

Moksha August is a serial Four Pins commenter turned writer. I guess you could say that he started from the bottom. Haha, that's the spot. You can follow him on Twitter here.

  • Abiola Adejare

    totally unreal

  • Offf

    the use of the word bae in this article makes me gag..

  • BigSpense$

    son there had to be something cooler for you to write about. a plain black hat cmonnnnnnnn. and damn did you really just use the word bae? also it seems like you are referring to me as bae when i read this and that makes me really mad. so now im mad about a plain $120 hat and even more pissed you called me bae. that is your first demerit mr.august

    • Nerd

      the readership is my bae i just want to be loved

  • Peter Parker

    I’d pay extra to get it in all white. That’d be worth the money.

  • darren

    I’d cop this at 20 bucks over new era prices at the very most, I doubt anybody will buy this so I’ll wait for a sale lol

  • Anthony C. Okafor

    you gotta be a real dickhead to sell that shit for $120. I don’t care if it was made out of Mongolian asshairs.

  • robthom

    You can get one that looks just like that (except better) from the chinese liquor store for 4 dollars.

  • DahmThaRapper

    remember when fitted caps > snapbacks?


  • WTF

    its a hat