The 50 Douchiest Clothing Items Of All Time

Ah yes, the mythical douchebag.

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Ah yes, the mythical douchebag. Once an easily defined species, the douchebag has evolved throughout time and space to now represents a multitude of shapes, sizes, behaviors and, of course, wardrobes. The epic rise of the Internet has only exacerbated this fact—the enormous influx of information shared has made the douchebag more clever than ever before. As this sect of assholes matured, so did their clothing choices. Items once regarded as classic staples have been unprecedentedly co-opted and bastardized, becoming symbols synonymous with ostentatious tackiness right before our very eyes. And that's exactly why we've outlined the 50 most recognizable garments in the history of douchedom, so that you are better equipped to identify, avoid and, ultimately, protect yourself against their socially corrosive ways. Godspeed.

1. douchelead

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2. biglogopolo

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3. bootcut

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4. fleecepullover

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5. clubshirt

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6. nonshoerunningshoes

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7. casualbowtie

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8. seersucker

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9. suspenders

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10. shuttershades

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11. fashionparody

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12. 5panel

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13. espadrilles

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14. aviators

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15. deepvneck

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16. trucker

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17. crocs

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18. leathershorts

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19. mandals

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20. critter

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21. shortsuits

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22. capris

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23. bracelets

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24. cargoshorts

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25. ribbonbelts

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26. glasses

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27. beltbuckle

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28. leatherjacket

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29. loudpants

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30. preripped

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31. manearings

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32. bandtshirt

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33. fittedstickers

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34. fedora

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35. neonlaces

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36. pocketsquare

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37. furcoat

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38. collegehoodie

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39. rawselvedge

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40. wifebeater

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41. expensiveunderwear

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42. meggings

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43. giantscarf

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44. caribiner

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45. pukashell

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46. velvetslippers

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47. pinkyring

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48. tanktop

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49. varsityjacket

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50. expensivesneakers

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51. athletcijerseys

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