The Best Looks From Milan Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2014: Part II

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Roberto Cavali S/S 2014

In yet another display of innovative matchy-matchy-ness, Roberto Cavali takes that shit to unprecedented formal heights. First one to get married in this kit gets all of the man points.

Umit Benan S/S 2014

Umit Benan has delivered some of the most exciting collections for a few seasons now and for S/S 14 took a page out of the Adam Kimmel playbook, sending his models (and himself) down the runway in bizarre fun house clown masks.

Umit Benan S/S 2014

Nightmare inducing masks aside, the clothes were as on point as always.

Umit Benan S/S 2014

Take, for example, this mock neck, buttonless tunic—possibly the most next level garment to grace international runway thus far.

Gucci S/S 2014

Respect the robust summer cardigan.

Gucci S/S 2014

Gucci's real strength was in their more technical pieces, such as this canary yellow version the size of a yield sign. Slow down and proceed with caution.

Gucci S/S 2014

If you're going to wear meggins, at least make it look like you just stepped off the slopes, even if it is 90 degrees outside

Salvatore Ferragamo S/S 2014

The vast majority of Ferragmo was hot garbage by our estimation, but we could care less thanks to the sheer singular awesomeness of this bomber. Serious question: Is every dude really going to be in mandals?

Iceberg S/S 2014

If thin sweaters are going to be the name of the game next spring, subtle colorblocking should factor heavily into your winning strategy.

Iceberg S/S 2014

Case in point.

Etro S/S 2014

Subtle south of the border racism doesn't mean this silk paisley shirt isn't objectivity amazing.

Versace S/S 2014

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Versace S/S 2014

Dudes in grape smugglers and condom print sweaters, that's Versace S/S 2014.

Giorgio Armani S/S 2014

Giorgio is probably rolling over in his grave after seeing his name cholo'd. Oh wait, that's right, Giorgio isn't dead, he just looks like a tanned ghoul.

Giorgio Armani S/S 2014

Okay, emerald goes great with a tan.

Giorgio Armani S/S 2014

Armani is low key steez biting White Mountaineering on this one, but, like, that's kind of their job, right?

Belstaff S/S 2014

This jacket would suck to wear during the summer, unless you idea of the perfect summer Friday is lining up a few knife fights.

Belstaff S/S 2014

Fuck what your favorite rapper's favorite stylish on Twitter says, Belstaff is the OG leather pants purveyor.

MP by Massimo Piombo S/S 2014

Cool clothing looks, scientifically speaking, 3.4 times better on old Japanese dudes than it does young white guys.

MP by Massimo Piombo S/S 2014

Wear your scarves like they're gym towels next spring and lose the need to ever work out again forever.

Moncler Gamme Bleu S/S 2014

Like we were NOT gonna show you this shit.

Marni S/S 2014

We really hope drapey outerwear becomes a general accepted practice simply in hopes that this plaid fishtail parka actually lands in stores and not just as a gift to some asshole editor.

Marni S/S 2014

For everyone still too pussy to go all in on an actual kilt (read: us).

Marni S/S 2014

Wear this backpack with the fishtail parka from two slides back and win a free, unpaid internship at Four Pins. No, we do not offer college credit.

Marni S/S 2014

Hey Etro, this is how you properly appropriate a Mexican staple (poncho) without the racism (sombreros).

Bally S/S 2014

If these pants don't make that "swooshing" sound like the ones we had in 4th grade, then NO.

Bally S/S 2014

Another perfect kit to pair up with your delusions of actually winning the red Air Yeezy II's next month.

Z Zegna S/S 2014

Z Zegna came correct with the most wearable man tunics we've seen on the runway thus far.

Z Zegna S/S 2014

Yep, we're still trying to think of a good word for "man tunic".

Ermenegildo Zegna S/S 2014

All trench coats are required to pull double duty as robes next spring, so you never have to actually get dressed ever again.