The Most Useless Summer Purchases of 2013

Summer 2013 is finally here. Like, you're officially living this shit as we speak. It's that time of year when you finally get to have a little bit of fun, enjoy the outdoors, eat well and, if you're a real lucky chap, get lucky with some interns. All of these exciting things also force you to start spending some paper because no one wants to be that guy who always dips before the check comes or stays home on the weekends. That guy has no friends. With that being said, just because it's summer doesn't mean you have to flex 24/7. Strategic BMFing is the name of the game, which is exactly why we're here. Get familiar with this summer's most useless purchases to avoid turning your checking account into some Lehman Brothers-esque mega collapse.