The Shopping Cart Filled Itself

Sometimes I get really angry at the HICKOREES bros because they're constantly sonning me with low-key expensive gear. For example, this jacket by Uniforms for the Dedicated is all unassuming with its humble inspiration and utilitarian materials and you’re about to be like, “Damn, it’s time I bought myself a nice brown jacket with dry waxed sleeves that’s basically what would happen if a baseball jacket married a wool blazer and they had a beautiful inter-genre baby.” But then you realize that beautiful inter-genre baby costs 500 fucking dollars, which is a SUPER HARD cost to justify. Now, $200 you can swing on a hardcore Ramen and sympathy budget. At that pricepoint the shopping cart basically fills itself.


One Response to “The Shopping Cart Filled Itself”

  1. Andy

    “$200 you can swing on a hardcore Ramen and sympathy budget” is a beautiful little nugget of joy that you put into the world, sir. Well played.


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