"The Week In Grails" is an ongoing feature in which we highlight the best of the best products of the week.
IT’S THE MOTHERFUCKING WEEKENNNNNNNNND. What’s that mean? It means two days of not working, that’s what that means. Unless your Editor-in-Chief is like, "We need a weekend feature—get on that shit." Then you have a little bit of work to do. But it’s fun work. See, we finna make this a weekly thing, boo. What is the feature I’m speaking of called? Why, it's "The Week In Grails," my friends. I’m like Brian fucking Williams, delivering hard hitting grail updates. Grail status items aren’t your average expensive clothing and accessories. No, grail items combine scarcity with good design. Like King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table, not everyone successfully finds grail pieces. From now on consider me your own personal Galahad. I’ve seen and touched the grail, and instead of just straight ascending to heaven because there is nothing more for me to accomplish on this plane of existence, I’m sticking around to help you find some awesome jawnery because I’m magnanimous like that. And because my EIC told me we need a new weekend feature. Without further ado, the inaugural "The Week in Grails" for your eyes and your eyes only.