These Bowls Will Never Get You Laid

Why on God's green earth would anyone need a $46 3 inch bowl? Seriously, what the fuck can a person possibly do with 3 inches of bowl? Mix spices or something? Is that a thing? Eat 1 and a half bites of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? I guess shit like this is just the natural progression from buying totally impractical clothing. These bowls are, like, the pocket squares of the ceramics community, which means you will really like to take pictures of them, but they will also will never, ever get you laid like you thought they would when you hit "add to cart".


  • Patrick Bong

    I have 10 of these, but i only paid 45 dollars each. 46 is ridiculous.