They Don’t Have Cholos In Australia

Publish’s DeLaLo caps are a heady mix of 5 panel and traditional baseball caps and 100% en fuego. I’m pretty sure that’s grammatically incorrect, but, please, you’re talking to a guy who didn’t know what "cholo" meant until 15 minutes ago. We don't have those in Oz. These dome accessories are made with a pretty impressive attention to detail—they feature all metal eyelets and a pindot embroidered metallic paisley. For all you red, white and blue motherfuckers, they’re made in the same country that made you, so you can take a day off from your China bashing. Though, at $38 a pop, you could have fooled me.

4 Responses to “They Don’t Have Cholos In Australia”

  1. No More Free Randy

    Haha great piece. Honestly refreshing that you didn’t know cholo. Beginning to feel like we all live in the same place…and not in a good way.

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    • Randy Lai

      They don’t call it the circle jerk for nothing..motherfuckers
      literally stood around the one corner I’ve never been to in Soho cranking each other off (y)

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  2. Melbourne 4 lyfe

    Wait, what? Four-Pins has Australian writers, no way. Everything here costs a ton and is hard to find.

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    • Randy Lai

      I put my city on…but not really, because Queensland is an anal cavity. So really I aggressively co-opt Sydders and Melbourne instead

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